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The Funniest Cricket Quotes: Humorous Quotations For All Sports Fans (Funniest Sports Quotes)

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In an England versus Australia Test during the early 1960s Fred Trueman was fielding close to the gate from the pavilion. England great Fred Trueman was fielding near the gate from the pavilion. When the new batter came out, he turned around to shut the gate to be met by a classic from Trueman. If you ever get into similar situations as these, be sure to try out some of these sledges. Many are self explanatory and tend to follow a theme while I’ll explain some of the more obscure comments. 1. “Of course it isn’t, you’re here”

Fred Trueman to an Australian batsman as he turned to shut the gate. 13. “Man it don’t matter where you come in, the score is still zero!” With the possible exception of Rolf Harris, no other Australian has inflicted more pain and grief on Englishmen since Don Bradman" - Mike Walters on Steve Waugh's retirement

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My natural game is to watch the ball with a blink mind, and if it is there to be hit, I go for it.” Grace stalled, as though waiting for a no-ball call or something, before reluctantly walking off with Kortright's words in his ears: 'Surely you're not going, doctor? There's still one stump standing.' commented, 'It was surreal and embarrassing. We almost got a run, but the batsman turned it down because he' If I've to bowl to Sachin [Tendulkar], I'll bowl with a helmet on. He hits the ball so hard" - Dennis Lillee

He's not quite got hold of that one. If he had, it would have gone for nine" - Richie Benaud on a Justin Langer sixAnd we don't need a calculator to tell us that the required run-rate is 4.5454 per over" - Christopher Martin-Jenkins You know what it looks like now go and find it.’ 9. “Now, which of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?” David Lloyd: "An oyster bar - apparently it puts lead in your pencil. I don't know about that. I think it only matters if you have got someone to write to"

We should probably give the last word to Johnners. Always irreverent but hugely knowledgeable and respected, he was a legend amongst commentators. Closing ThoughtsThe other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he is not fielding." - Ian Chappell in 1990 Go on Hedley, you've got him in two minds, he doesn't know whether to hit you for four or six" - Arthur Wood to Hedley Verity We owe some gratitude to Gatting and Lamb, who breathed some life into a corpse which had nearly expired" - Trevor Bailey I've done the elephant, I've done the poverty - I might as well go home" - Phil Tufnell on a tour in India Australian captain Bill Woodfull’s response when England skipper Douglas Jardine appeared at the dressing room door during the infamous Bodyline series. As it happens, Jardine complained that the Australians were swearing at him. Woodfull replied:

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